David Letterman Show

From New York, the greatest city in the world, it’s the Late Show with David Letterman. Tonight, Martha Stewart 평범한 가정 주부에서 억만장자 CEO가 된 미국 가사의 여왕. Nora Jones 재즈 보컬리스트. Plus Paul Shaffer and the CBS orchestra. And now, award-winning telemarketer, David Letterman.

 

Thank you very much. Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen. Wooh, what weather we’re having in New York City today. Am I right, folks? A lot of snow here in New York City. I was walking through Times Square earlier today and I saw a tourist shoveling <길을> 삽으로 파서 만들다 a path to a hooker 매춘부. Honest, that’s a true story.

 

But that was nothing. They had a lot of snow in Central Park and earlier today on my lunch hour, I saw a squirrel 다람쥐 salting ~에 소금을 치다 his nuts. That’s…That’s a true story. And it’s cold out there. Have you noticed how cold it is today? It’s so cold over at the Hello Deli, the cockroaches 바퀴벌레 were huddled 모이다, 움츠리다 under the heat lamp 적외선등, 태양등.

 

Well, it’s Valentine’s Day. And what’s the matter? You folks couldn’t get a date? No, I think…I think we know what’s the matter. Every year, I have the…my secretary 비서 on Valentine’s Day. Here’s what I do. I have her send me a big, enormous box of candies, so I don’t look like a loser. But everybody is in a romantic mood. Dick Cheney, as a matter of fact, Vice President 부통령 Dick Cheney, gave his wife a beautiful box of Halloween candy. That’s right. Beautiful box of Valentine’s candy in a pacemaker-shaped box.

 

You know Michael Jackson? Sure. Everybody thought the guy was finished, thought his career was done, thought we would never hear from him again? Guess what? Michael Jackson, and apparently ~인 것 같은 quite successful, introduced his own line of Valentine’s candy. Were you aware of this? It’s tremendous 굉장한, 놀랄만한. It’s white chocolate with a nut inside.

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